Ramadan Song
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| The Ramadan Song (to the tune of Adam Sandler's "Hanukah Song") Lyrics by Tissa Hami Put your turban on, here comes Ramadan So much fun-adan to celebrate Ramadan Ramadan is a tradition everlasting Instead of one day of presents, we have 30 days of fasting When you feel like the only kid in town without a menorah or tree Here's a list of people who are Muslim just like you and me Mohammad Ali prays toward Mecca So does Aladdin, and my sister's best friend Becca Kareem Abdul-Jabbar gives praise to Allah So does much of Africa but not Nelson Mandela When you're down on your knees, tired of praying on the floor Remember you were once joined by Tupac Shakur Who needs the Dreidel Song or Winter Wonderland? When you can sing along with the American Taliban (he converted) Put your turban on, it's time for Ramadan Jerry Lewis has a telethon, it's time to celebrate Ramadan Barack Obama, not a Muslim If he converted, it would really, really puzzle 'em Some people think that Muslims are heathens But go on, admit it, you love Cat Stevens Mike Tyson is Muslim, so's Ahmad Rashad Put them together and you're ready for jihad When you can't have a drink at the local beer hall Just think it was a Muslim who discovered alcohol So find something to vomit on, it's time to celebrate Ramadan Hope I don't get sent to the Pentagon, on this lovely lovely Ramadan I'm glad they caught Saddam-adan, but where's Osama bin Lade-dan? If you really really wanna-dan, Have a happy happy happy happy Ramadan! |